I want to stick my p in your. b.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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