So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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