covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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