Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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