party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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