I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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