I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Too much gin, very little bucket
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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