i barfeds in our rink
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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