i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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