I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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