You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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