I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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