If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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