my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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