That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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