What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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