Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Are my feet made of real feet?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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