erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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