Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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