i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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