So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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