i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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