Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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