ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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