I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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