Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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