we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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