I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My hand turned me down
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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