is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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