I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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