Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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