I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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