Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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