Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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