Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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