is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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