Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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