She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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