Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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