ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize