You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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