Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm bleeding and have questions
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