Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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