he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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