Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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