she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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