If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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