he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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