I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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