i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
