thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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