He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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