just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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