She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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