I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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