so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you will always have a special place in my vag
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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