im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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