all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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